Is taken. soccer_fox and I have moved in together.

As she is coming to the end of her lease in Baltimore and the two bedroom next door became vacant at the same time it worked out nicely. We may even have the space for company. gasp!!

We moved in the heavy stuff on the 30th with the help of my mom and winterbadger.

Tonight were going to pick up a second hand table and chairs she found on Craig's List. Its kind of amazing how much junk I had packed in that one bedroom, it looks like a vacuum packed bag exploded.

Well I guess there are only three people who might read this that do not know soccer_fox and I are dating. This has made me feel like were hiding something, which we are not.

As I've not posted since early December, nor seen these three ( 2 live in the UK, and the other is the friend of a friend ) it's no surprise that this will be news to them. ( if they even mildly care )

So now all open and above board...the mushy, lame drivel about my love life can seep into any further entries.

Aren't you lucky.

Anne Coulter has jaw wired shut!!!

God I hope this is true. To bad it's not permanent.

What follows is taken from "the Stranger" the on line Seattle newspaper, that is the home of the Savage Love column. They have a section called "I Anonymous" for those who would like to say something to someone special... and this is special. Enjoy!


"Dear Racist Asshole
by Anonymous

I'm the one who found your lost cell phone on the street. My first instinct was to find out whom it belonged to and return it, to do my Good Samaritan deed. It wasn't password protected, so I looked around on it to find some identifying information. That's when I found all your Election Day text messages between you and your other racist buddies. "Did you hear that Hallmark has a new Obama presidential Christmas ornament? Now everyone can hang that nigger from a tree!" and "The White House is now tearing out its Rose Garden and replacing it with a watermelon patch." There were ones worse than that.

Bless you, you white-supremacist fuck! Two days after the election, I couldn't have found a better celebratory gift! I texted everyone in your contacts with this message: "I admit it, my racism is a sham! The truth is I love black cock—in my mouth or up my ass, it doesn't matter, it all makes me blow my load!" I figure a racist like you is probably also homophobic, so I'm sure you have some explaining to do to your chums. Out of decency, I didn't text your mom. Even she doesn't deserve to know what a racist piece of shit her son is. You might want to password-protect your next phone. I took a lot of pleasure in beating this one to death with a hammer. (Obama probably wouldn't approve because he's a decent, upstanding guy. Me, not so much.)"

Thanks to winter_badger for the link.

winter_badger is in New Jersey, with a truck load of household goods and a car trailer that has to be unloaded.

He, I and soccer_fox loaded it on Saturday and drove up on Sunday. winter_badger in fact started on Wednesday with the packing. His mom is moving closer to the grand kids.

I was just a mule on this trip, a large share of the success over the last two days go's to soccer_fox . She took charge of the whole "load this truck so I end up with room to spare" thing. With an extra dash of "pack it in so well that there was no apparent load shift at the end of the trip". And lets not forget "drive a truck with a car hauler at 70mph is not an issue" thing.

Her quote of the weekend,"you can't be afraid to gun the engine." this as she was loading said car hauler.

On the up side I spent one day on my feet loading, and one day/night on my ass driving, and I don't hurt...minor miracle.

It's dumb assholes like you that are going to send this country to the stone age!

She actully said "I just ask, who has Barack Obama ever stood up to? And that troubles me a lot."

And there is gem, "Rothschild said she was also excited by the prospect of a woman being in the White House, even though she and Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin disagree on issues."

The Issue being whether the Gov't belongs in your fucking cunt !!!

And the crowning glory "I believe that the McCain-Palin government will be a centrist government," Rothschild said. "It's not going to be an ideological government."

Well I'm sure the next 3,000 American dead will be happy they died in the first Centrist Holy War.

ohh yea baby. Welcome to the Lovenasium !

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